I'm not very good at this blogging thing because, unlike most of humanity, I overanalyze my thoughts and worldviews until I have none to share at all. That said, I'll just start by sharing something I love:
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| A SUPER FUCKING EPIC (partial) SOLAR ECLIPSE |
Yes, friends. That is a solar eclipse. In KANSAS, nonetheless. While it was only partial, it still hollows out my chest and reminds me that I'm nothing but glorified mold on some lucky terrestrial surface.
Why?
Because the gravitational waltzes of the moon and planets around the Sun don't give a fuck about your retweets and Facebook likes nor does it empathize with your petty and childish grumbles about that bitch who talked shit about some other bitch who screwed some dude at some frat. Hell, it doesn't even care that you're alive. In fact, if any astronomical body had feelings, it would probably collide with your stupid face for having such a disgusting sense of entitlement.
That said, please enjoy this delightful image of our friendly neighborhood satellite eclipsing our favorite blazing ball of hydrogen.
And as always, remember you're going to die.
@boxersorqueefs
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